I'm kind of busy with other stuff at the moment—mostly trying to figure out how to use a teleprompter without looking like I'm insane. But I came upon this great little video via WonkBlog. Check it out; it's only a couple of minutes long:

I can't find the video anymore. YouTube sucks. It was about an old man who owned his own island and protected tortoises.

"I've been offered millions... And I've said no."

My faith in humanity is restored. At least until I leave the house the next time.